Dad, is it o.k. to look at boobs?

Son:  Dad, is it o.k. to look at boobs?

Dad:  Well son, first of all, we don't call them boobs.

Son:  What do you call them?

Dad:  We call them breasts.

Son:  Then, is it o.k. to look at breasts?

Dad:  Man's breast or woman's breast?

Son:  Dad, why would I look at man's breast?

Dad:  I don't know.  I wasn't sure which team you were talking about.

Son:  I'm talking about girls.

Dad:  Well, then, it depends on how you look at them.

Son:  What do you mean?

Dad:  Well, first, you have to understand that breasts are perfect creation of God. 

Son:   Are they all perfect?  How come God made some big and some small? 

Dad:  God loves variety.  And yes, they are all perfect.  They are his gift to mankind.

Son:  So if it's a gift, we can look at them, right?

Dad:  Yes. You can look at them but with awe and wonder.

Son:  With what?

Dad:  With awe and wonder.

Son:  How do you do that?

Dad:  With respect.

Son:  So if you look at it with respect, it's o.k.?

Dad:  Yes.

Son:  Really?

Dad:  Yes.  But don't stare.  Never stare.

Son:  Why?

Dad:   Just glance. 

Son:  Just glance?

Dad:  Yes.  But with respect.

Son:  Glance with respect?

Dad:  Yes.

Son:  What if you can't just glance with respect.

Dad:  Then, don't look.