Dad, where do babies come from?

Son:  Dad, where do babies come from?

Dad:   Well son, people usually get married first.

Son:  And then they have babies?

Dad:  If God wants them to.

Son:  And then they have babies?

Dad:  It's not that simple.

Son:  How come?

Dad:  Well, you see, because the love between the husband and wife is very special, God allows them to express their love through physical love.

Son:  Physical love?

Dad:  Yes. Physical love.

Son:  Like kissing?

Dad:  Yes, like kissing but little bit more.

Son:  How much more?

Dad:  There's some hugging.

Son:  Hugging?

Dad:  Yes, and there's some touching.

Son:  Touching too?

Dad:  Yes touching too.

Son:  How much touching?

Dad:  Enough touching to show how much you love one another.

Son:  You have to do physical love to make babies?

Dad:  Yes.

Son:  That means you and mom had physical love?

Dad:  Yes.

Son:  More than once?

Dad:  Yes. More than once.

Son:  How many times?

Dad:  Well, sometimes it takes a few tries.

Son:  Dad, I sure hope I get it right the first time.